31 Questions For Married People


Why, married people, WHY???

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Rex / REX USA 1. Jonathan @Gingifer

Why do people share Facebook pages? Why do married people have one Facebook page? Why do people do that? Why? Why? Why do you do that!?!?!?!

2. Sofia Valdivia @sofiemv26

Why do married people get to have a gift registry? Why can't I register for being single and fun and needing stuff for my house?

3. Makeslovetofood @danipear

Why do married people think they know everything. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're an expert at relationships

4. JERSEY Omertà 007 @jerseysoprano

Why do married people try extra hard to hook you up when you enjoy being single? Fuck I wanna be married now for? I like different broads.

5. Clark Kent @_Cody_Powers

Why do married people have Tinder?? You're married, you've already won the game!! Wtf you doin?!

6. John Fidler @johnfidler

Nothing against married people (or single/divorced) but why do married people deserve a tax break, any more than say tall people or blondes?

7. kenzie baugh @kenziebaugh

why oh why oh why do married people have the desire to combine instagrams?

8. Petty Draper @shishibaby

Why do married people let themselves go? I feel like that should be even MORE motivation to look amazing. They have to see you naked ._.

9. Moose McTwink @Moosetwink

Why do married people get tax breaks? It's almost like we're rewarding them for making bad decisions

10. John the Faptist @Just_Ceeks

Why do married people come to a single's person's house and make things awkward for everybody??go and be awkward at home alone losers!

31 Questions For Married People

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TLC 11. Joe Gidi @GidiOgidi

Why do Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.

12. Danielle Bruflodt @Thyme_is_Honey

Why do married people always think their last name has an 's? You're The Smiths. Not The Smith's. Have you seen The Simpsons? #YoureWelcome

13. Bushra. يا بشرى @bushrati

Why do married people encourage singles to get married? So everyone can experience the misery together.

14. Bhasmasur @BumbleBooger

Why do married people want to get every single person around them married as well?

15. Ŧ HeathTheGreatt Ŧ @HeathTheGreatt

Why do married people put their relationship issues on social websites? Thats between you two and nobody else.

16. Cheers! @WashburnFlies

Why do married people get presents? You get tax relief and 2x income. I need presents. Where's my 'I'm single buy me a blender party?!'

17. Reb Atadero @rebranger

Why do married people eventually find it so easy to shout at each other?

18. Josh Carter @GoshCarter

Why do married people complain so much? I'd much rather deal with one person than worry about a whole gender

19. Elly Tams @Notorious_QRG

Why do married people think single people are sad? we are just fine thanks.

20. Shaima @ShaimaStreet

Why do married people have to live together?

21. Kay. @peanutbut

@prdyt why do married people tweet after dark?

22. Aaron Bailey @abailey2124

Why do married friends want you to come over an just sit an drink, its not my fault you married I'm not bout to sit wit yo on a Fri n b 35

23. No name @Msamiraax

Why do married people try act single? LOL stop it pls

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